Yes, beards. Big, small, well groomed, questionable… even a few on the ladies (hey, no judgment, it’s 2025 and we fully support personal grooming choices). Now I cant talk because I fall into ‘can’t grow a beard for toffee’ category.

But that wasn’t the only thing they had in common. Oh no.

At least three quarters of these fine, bearded individuals had suffered the same tragic fate…

🔹 They’d been hit in a car park.
🔹 No note.
🔹 No witnesses.
🔹 And because the universe has a cruel sense of humour no cameras.